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So the kids are getting bigger and are more conscious of their smells or how other people smell them (I guess). So they've started using my deodorant. Now they're my own flesh and blood but, c'mon there gotta be limits. I don't wanna give or get kooties.

So being a good dad, I decided to go online and buy some for them.

Some time passed and I looked up at the clock. As my eyes adjusted to the burning light I screamed: "2 days!" What the F!!

Seriously, there's just soooo many choices.

First you have to decide if you need just an antiperspirant or a deodorant.  And then of course you have them together in a combo which saves time and search results.

Then you have to decide if you want an organic/natural one or one with that Aluminum stuff.  The more Aluminum the more it's a better antiperspirant.

After that then you have different sizes.  And brands.  And Specials/promotions. etc

So I told them to go smelly until they can buy their own!